Just Jennie

Day 1

That black thing on the side is my cell if you want to get an idea of how big it is.

Mom excitedly digs for the Pope’s ass.

This. Is apparently the pope’s ass.

“Its the part of the turkey, it looks like a little petit ass” -Mom
“It was a slur against the catholics because your protestant” - Jacob
This tangented into a discussion whether catholics can eat turkey (or just fish) on fridays.

So this is what I got for my family yankee swap.

Keep in mind I got this from my cousin, who bought it as a gift to appeal to everyone in our family. (Males and Females 24-82 or so).
It also came with bubble bath.